I'd say half of that sounds like me on a normal d͉̫̮̣̝͐̋͐a̡͉̝̮̥͐̂̓͜_̴̨̢͎̍͆ͤ̀͊ͤỳ̨̝̰̀̀̄͢ ḃ̵͉͓͖͙̥͚͔͈̺̘̬͍͐̆̿ͣ̐̎ͫ͐̾̓͂͌̽ų̨͖̳̜̰̤̮̖͍̫̼͎͚͍͓̪͖ͩͧ̂̍ͤͭ̄̋͞t̸̛̛͎̞̮̝̙̣͗ͣ̑̄͊͊̃ t̙̣_̴̼̳̤̬͕̭̥̰͔̞̟̦͓̻ͨͪ̀̒ͧ̒͐̄̌̍̾̆͋́͟͠h̙͕̘͎̆̽̌͒̉̃ͭ̍ͧ͂͘͟a̶̶̛̞͍̮̙͈ͬ͋͑͆ͤ̎͒ͩ̎̀ͤ̌͢͡t_̖̩̟ͨ͐̑͌́ d͓͊̍̏o̷̘͕͇͙̓̀̆͗̓͒̑̒̕͘͟͠͠ȩ̷̣̻͖̩͙̖̭̯͉͕̟ͮͭ͐̑̎ͯ̾͂̑͐ͩͥ̌͘͝ͅs͕̱͔͔̙̥̳̝̲̑ͫ͐͐̿̃̕͝n̵̵̵̴̷̡̧̢̼̣̫̺̱̟͇̺̞͈̞̖̭̩̼̓̈̂̉ͫ̉̀́ͩ̍̾̀͐̂̎̂͑ͫͣ̕̚͞͡'_̶̨̨̼̮̣̭̤̬̳͔̥͕ͬ̉̾̈ͤ̀̌ͨ̾́̒̓ͧ̓̒ͮ̑̅́̎̓͌͌ͣ́ͤ͗̋̊͟͡t͚̂ͭ h̵͈͇̟ͯ̉͋͐ͯ́̊e̷̡̤̳̻̱͕̠͔͕̟ͧ̋͋͗̽ͫͬ́͜l̖̱̰̳̳̠̤̘͍̜̑̿̃͐ͯ͛͐͆̎̍ͧ̂͐͜_̨̦̤͍̹̫̠͎̝̘̑ͤ̀̀ͬͫ̓͢͝p̛̗̝͉͖͙͍ͧ̈ͧ̆ͮͪͬ̽̋͛͛̓̕̚͞ͅ.

What a̧̨̳b̷̻͓͍͓͈̑̌͘͠ǫ̶̷̡̧̛͍̹̫̖̤͓̻̮̼̱̬̹̗̜̃̋̐̊̔͌ͧͨ͋̄͂̃ͧͬͭͬ͘͘͢͠ư̧͔͔͍͔̪̮̬̹̮̓̅ͪ̈̏͑ͮͫ̊͑ͫ͋͌̃ͫ̅̎̒̋ͧͣ͂͜͜͝͞͞ͅț̴̵̵̡̢̝̪̗̮̮͚̰̦̫̀̒ͪͤͬͥ͗̄̔̄̀̓ͮ͗ͤ͌̆ͦ̏̅̎͞͝͡ t̶͔̱͎̣͔̤͕̩̠ͮ̆̍̓͋͛ͣͬ͠h̩̋ę̵̥̭͈̼̘̻͖̲͆͌ͨͣ̅͑ͨ_̷̷̴̹͓̼͙̼̙̼̙͋̄ͮͩ́ͩ̽̒ͧ̅̒ͦͪ fungus?